Tactical Game Of Turds
How To Start
01.
Remove all cards labelled 'Toilet Card'
Each player selects one and places it face up in front of them. Discard the remaining Toilet Cards.
02.
Shuffle deck and deal each player 5 cards
If you have a 'Explosive Diarrhea' card, shuffle it back into the deck and draw a new card.
03.
Make a draw pile
Put the remaining cards in a pile facedown in the middle of the table.
04.
Make a discard pile
Flip over the first card and place it face up beside the draw pile.
05.
You're ready to go!
Pick a player to go first and move clockwise.
How To Play
Perform ONE of the following actions, then pick up from the Draw Pile to end your turn.
EITHER
Add a Poo Card to your toilet
OR
Play an Action Card
OR
Skip this part of your turn
How To Win
When the Draw Pile is empty, continue playing but skip the Draw Pile part of your turn.
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The game ends after any player plays their last card.
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Add up the total value of each Toilet to determine the winner!
FAQ
What happens when the draw pile runs out of cards?
Keep playing, but skip this part of your turn.
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Do I need to play the Explosive Diarrhea card as soon as it's picked up?
Yes, the Explosive Diarrhea card needs to be played immediately. Put it in the discard pile after.
If I gain a card as a result of an action, can I still play a card?
No. After you play an Action Card, that part of your turn is over.
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Can I block a Poo Card from being played?
No. You can only block cards labelled Action Card.
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Can I block a Shart card from being played?
Yes, you can block a Shart card from being played.
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Can I play a Three Ply card anytime?
Yes, the Three Ply card is the only card you can play at anytime.
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Can I block a Three Ply card?
Yes, a Three Ply card can block another Three Ply card. They cancel each other out.
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Can I block an action even if it's not taken against me?
Yes, you can block an Action Card anytime it is played.
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Can I have negative points in my toilet?
Yes, you can have negative points.
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Does each Poo Card count for one point?
No, each Poo Card has a numerical value at the top which determines how many points it is worth.
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Can a player have 2 Golden Poo cards in their toilet?
Yes, in that case the value will be multiplied by 4x.
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Does the Golden Poo card multiple all the cards in my toilet?
Yes, add up the total number of points in your toilet and multiply it by 2x.
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Can a player have more than one Toilet Card?
No, they cannot.
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How does the game end?
The game ends when any player plays their last card. If the last card played was an Action Card, perform that action before ending the game.
What happens if there is a tie?
Find your own creative way to break the tie or both players win!